When's the last time you got into a fight?

Me. 6th grade. David Dill(weed).

In gym class. Bucket laughing at the wrong thing at the wrong time. Dill slapped Bucket. 3X's. Bucket dots eyeballs. Coach Holt mad at Bucket. Bucket come to skool next day. Dill(weed)don't. Bucket win. Don't fight no more.

Bucket luva not fighta. No more fight. No more pain. Bucket run and hide.

Bucket,

I wrestled with my golf swing all last weekend. It won.
And then my putter jumped in and kicked my a$$ for good measure.

CG

That haircut is. . .

Heck, I'm speechless.

Last fight?? In college during a water polo match. Guarding a guy, his back to me, who suddenly sweeps around and plants his left elbow in my head while taking a shot. I quickly responded by grabbing his cap with my left hand and planting my right fist in his face. A little wrestling match ensued as we exchanged pleasant thoughts and then we were separated---and ejected. It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

Originally Posted by dcg1952 Last fight?? In college during a water polo match. Guarding a guy, his back to me, who suddenly sweeps around and plants his left elbow in my head while taking a shot. I quickly responded by grabbing his cap with my left hand and planting my right fist in his face. A little wrestling match ensued as we exchanged pleasant thoughts and then we were separated---and ejected. It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

"Serenity now"..... "serenity now".....

"Hoochie Mama!!"

Originally Posted by dcg1952 It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

Doc,

Please tell me you aren't cut'in on anyone today

Please take the day off and go to the spa.

Thanks,

Bagger

Originally Posted by Bagger Lance Doc,

Please tell me you aren't cut'in on anyone today

Please take the day off and go to the spa.

Thanks,

Bagger

What's a spa? Is that like a hoochie house?

Originally Posted by dcg1952 Last fight?? In college during a water polo match. Guarding a guy, his back to me, who suddenly sweeps around and plants his left elbow in my head while taking a shot. I quickly responded by grabbing his cap with my left hand and planting my right fist in his face. A little wrestling match ensued as we exchanged pleasant thoughts and then we were separated---and ejected. It's been 33 years and I STILL would like to clock that bastard again. Think I hold grudges?? Damn right! And I was having a great morning until you brought this subject up Colonel. Now it has rekindled decades-old anger and I'm ready to punch a wall. Looks like a crappy morning ahead. This is all your fault. #$@^%&$#@ Dr Dave

How big a boy are you? Looks like Bucket's gonna have to come out of retirement and kick your . . .

Dr. Dave . . . you boys were scrappin' in the water? Cool!

Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket How big a boy are you? Looks like Bucket's gonna have to come out of retirement and kick your . . .

Dr. Dave . . . you boys were scrappin' in the water? Cool!

The hard part is it is tough to get much oomph behind the punch when you are treading water---that's why I grabbed his head first and used him as leverage for my aquatic version of "magic of the right forearm". He really nailed me with the elbow, but I can assure you he felt my fist as well. It's great to be talkin' tough as a 54 year old. Yeaaaaaaaaah Boooooooy!