Golfing Machine Editions Recall

In a stunning announcement yesterday, the Owners of the Golfing Machine enterprise announced a “Total Recall” of all 1st through 6th Editions of the “Golfing Machine” book. “I know this recall may be alarming to some of our members, but safety is our first concern” said an undisclosed source at the Golfing Machine Headquarters.

In a phone interview, staff members confirmed that the recall is necessary to prevent further confusion in the minds of readers. “The 7th Edition, was published to clear any confusion surrounding the concepts of the Golfing Machine, but with previous editions circulating, questions concerning the validity of the 7th edition remain controversial” said Joe Daniels, GSED.

This post coincides with............you guessed it......April Fool's

UPP in good enough to play Ohio

Originally Posted by Yoda To prevent a potential Orson Wellesian 'War of the Worlds' panic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War...Worlds_(radio), readers are advised that no such announcement was made. We don't have a 'tongue firmly implanted in cheek' smiley face, but if we did, Daryl no doubt would have used it to punctuate his post!

Yoda,
Using "Orwellian" and “TGM Headquarters” in the same sentence is poetic. I've been outdone.

You've got to relax. We'll have fun at my lesson. How often do you get to say, "Hmm? just two yards to the left and you've got it", and that's just on the putting Green.